Port: Corrupt A Wish!

[Erb3]

Granted, but you can only use pink color.

I wish it was easier to get ideas that earns me krist.

[Ryoman]

Granted, but they only earn you 1 krist per idea

I wish I was motivated enough and skilled enough to finish all my big and cool CC ans other projects

[LoganDark]

Granted, but your projects get no attention.

I wish my friend hadn't gotten me addicted to ComputerCraft again so I could actually focus on my job...

[Erb3]

Granted, but your sallary lowered instead.

I wish Switchcraft got online again.

[Ziplogcom]

Granted, but it is SUPER laggy.

I wish for a powerful gaming rig.

[LoganDark]

Granted, but it crashes at the most inconvenient times.

I wish for a machine that makes perfect grilled cheese sandwiches at the press of a button.

[Erb3]

Granted, but it is only in-game.


I wish ComputerCraft got more popular, like back in the day.

[LoganDark]

Granted, but only for people who don't know how to code. The forum is flooded with thousands of low-quality programs that do uninteresting things. Existing high-quality programs get nonsensical support requests. The developers all get overwhelmed and have to quit. The community collapses again not long after. Then someone makes another wish like yours and the cycle repeats.

Oh, sorry. I wish for a bottle of Sprite that never runs out.

[Erb3]

Granted, but it tastes awful 😉.

I wish Switchcraft would update to 1.18.2 😺

[LoganDark]

Granted, but most of the mods don't run on it anymore, only ComputerCraft.

I wish for infinite money >:(

[Erb3]

Granted, but the package with the credit card that contains infinite money dosent contain the pin code. You call support, and have to wait 2 hours with elevator music. Finally when you come thru they say "Welcome to miclosoft tach support", you relise you have been scammed.

I wish I knew the password to a encrypted gzip file that is a part of a puzzle.

[LoganDark]

Granted, but the creator of the puzzle died before the solution was released, so you'll never know the true answer.

I wish for full-dive like SAO, so I won't have to deal with real life anymore :(

[Erb3]

Granted, but it was Google who created it, so they shut it down like they have done with everything else 🙂.

I wish it won't start raining while i am in my hammock tonight ☀️.

[Allymonies]

granted, but a strong gust of wind flips you upside down in your hammock

i wish to become a catgirl

[LoganDark]

Granted, but nobody will ever believe you're a real catgirl.

(that was really hard omg catgirls usually have like zero downsides from the perspective of a human)

I wish I didn't have to solve 3 captchas every post