Port: Corrupt A Wish!

[Lur]

Granted, but your first wish is death.

I wish for the discord light theme to be abolished.

[jakbyte]

Granted, but Permission denied


I wish for people to start selling gold ingots again at the Wolf Mall at a price less than or equal to 2kst.

[jakbyte]

Oops, too late :P

[Nothy]

Granted, but Permission denied


I wish for people to start selling gold ingots again at the Wolf Mall at a price less than or equal to 2kst.

Granted, but the demand quickly rises and inflates the price to 200kst/piece.

I wish for free gold for all citizens.

[EveryOS]

Granted, inflation

[informer]

Granted, inflation

"Inflation"

Granted, you fill with helium and then burst.

I wish for happiness.

[EveryOS]

Granted, everybody but you is happy

I wish to be a correctly-inflated balloon.

[Fatboychummy]

Granted, you float perfectly, at a height of 3.5 feet off of the ground. Nice and still...

...until the wind begins picking up, and blows you on and on, always hovering 3.5 feet off of the ground.

You travel great distances, marveling at the views you see. Somehow the weak material you are made out of manages to not pop during this duration. Until one day you get blown down into a very steep ravine, where there is no wind. 

You float there, 3.5 feet off of the ground.  In the dark.  Forever.

Or, at least, until the one guy who decided to do some rock climbing to see what was at the bottom slips, and takes the plunge, only to land atop your balloony body, and pop it in an instant.

I wish ComputerCraft won't die.

[Tomodachi94]

I wish for infinite wishes.

Granted, but you do not have control of when they happen or in what manner.

I wish to have the spoilers button fixed on the toolbar.

--OFFTOPIC-- Anyone else find the 3 CAPTCHAs a bit excessive?

[hugeblank]

Granted, but the font gets stuck on the smallest setting

I wish I could slow time down to savor it before my inevitable demise

[Lupus590]

--OFFTOPIC-- Anyone else find the 3 CAPTCHAs a bit excessive?

See https://forums.computercraft.cc/index.php?topic=221.0

-- ontopic

Granted, the power is always on. Enjoy the perceived million of years of your life.

I wish that I knew what to wish for.

[zdrmonster12]

Granted, but Illegal Instruction.

I wish for corruption.

[Ryoman]

Granted, but you can only wish for more wishes.

I wish i could write the most efficient code for each scenario.

wait... whoops, it didn't load all of them lol. sorry

[Erb3]

Granted, but the code always throws errors.

I wish I could edit /rom/ from ingame.

[Ryoman]

IK this hasn't been used since june but,
Granted, but you can only delete files in /rom/

I wish CraftOS-PC Graphics mode existed in normal CC:T