Everyone is familiar with the game started by lyqyd on the original forums so I probably don't NEED to go over the rules, but for the sake of redundancy:
QuoteHere's another fun one. In each reply, you state a simple wish and grant the wish of the person above, but add a restriction or other caveat that corrupts or undermines the point of their wish, in a humorous manner. Here's an example:
I wish I could fly.
Reply:
Granted, but you can only fly a foot off of the ground.
I'll start us off...
Thanks lyqyd, but no you won't :P
I wish I could write flawlessly efficient code.
Granted, but your code will only run on a PDP-11...
I wish I could select, copy and past multiple lines of code in the cc advanced computer in minecraft.
Granted, but the default charset when pasting is EBCDIC, literally corrupting your wish.
I wish I had a pet chinchilla.
Granted, but the chinchilla hates all humans and will attack them mercilessly.
I wish for all future wishes made by me to be interpreted as I intend.
Granted, your intentions change to support how the user responds to your wish. Nice try though.
I wish I could have a lifetime supply of free IHOP breakfast meals.
Granted, but it's burgers and not pancakes.
I wish I could be more of a help in the communities I leech off ofam a part of.
Granted, but you'll only receive potatoes instead of krists.
I wish I could write code with only a click
Granted, but the code is not for what you actually wanted to do.
I wish for the ability to grant wishes as the wisher intends.
Granted, but the true goal of the wish is obfuscated to the wisher rending their intentions undeterministic.
I wish for carpal tunnel syndrome.
Granted, a van of people repeatedly go under a wide bridge. (carpool tunnel syndrome)
I wish my sound system was better looking.
Quote from: hugeblank on Aug 12, 2018, 06:47 PMEveryone is familiar with the game started by lyqyd on the original forums so I probably don't NEED to go over the rules, but for the sake of redundancy:
QuoteHere's another fun one. In each reply, you state a simple wish and grant the wish of the person above, but add a restriction or other caveat that corrupts or undermines the point of their wish, in a humorous manner. Here's an example:
I wish I could fly.
Reply:
Granted, but you can only fly a foot off of the ground.
I'll start us off...
Thanks lyqyd, but no you won't :P
I wish I could write flawlessly efficient code.
You beat me to it! Haha xD
Granted, but the sound quality is terrible.
I wish dan200 accepted pull requests.
Granted, now all PRs are accepted
I wish my parrots could talk.
Granted. They talk constantly.
I wish for all wishes, present and future, including this one, to be interpreted as the wisher intends.
Granted, but a̡͉̱̫͇̭̻̜͆̒ͭl͇̭͚̻͋ͬ͊ͬ́ͅl̽̽̐́ ̺̣̥ͣ̇w̿̉̍̂i͍ͥ͆̋͂s̺̃͋ͪ̌̇ͯhͫ͌̽ͮe̝͙͖ͦ̆̉͑͛ͯ̐ͅs̞͈̖͍ͬ̾̀̑̕ ̼̠̙ͤ͛̅g̨̯̳̪̓̆̇͗r̥͛͋̍ͤ͒a̼̘̝̘̙͓̍ͦ͌̉̓̓̀n͒̓͏t̺̟̍̆́̓̊͆͒͢
I wish for infinite wishes.
Granted, but your first wish is death.
I wish for the discord light theme to be abolished.
Granted, but Permission denied
I wish for people to start selling gold ingots again at the Wolf Mall at a price less than or equal to 2kst.
Oops, too late :P
Quote from: Robogoogol on Aug 19, 2018, 01:18 AMGranted, but Permission denied
I wish for people to start selling gold ingots again at the Wolf Mall at a price less than or equal to 2kst.
Granted, but the demand quickly rises and inflates the price to 200kst/piece.
I wish for free gold for all citizens.
Granted, inflation
Quote from: EveryOS on Nov 19, 2018, 08:20 PMGranted, inflation
"Inflation"
Granted, you fill with helium and then burst.
I wish for happiness.
Granted, everybody but you is happy
I wish to be a correctly-inflated balloon.
Granted, you float perfectly, at a height of 3.5 feet off of the ground. Nice and still...
...until the wind begins picking up, and blows you on and on, always hovering 3.5 feet off of the ground.
You travel great distances, marveling at the views you see. Somehow the weak material you are made out of manages to not pop during this duration. Until one day you get blown down into a very steep ravine, where there is no wind.
You float there, 3.5 feet off of the ground. In the dark. Forever.
Or, at least, until the one guy who decided to do some rock climbing to see what was at the bottom slips, and takes the plunge, only to land atop your balloony body, and pop it in an instant.
I wish ComputerCraft won't die.
QuoteI wish for infinite wishes.
Granted, but you do not have control of when they happen or in what manner.
I wish to have the spoilers button fixed on the toolbar.
--OFFTOPIC-- Anyone else find the
3 CAPTCHAs a bit excessive?
Granted, but the font gets stuck on the smallest setting
I wish I could slow time down to savor it before my inevitable demise
Quote from: Tomodachi94 on Aug 04, 2020, 09:26 PM--OFFTOPIC-- Anyone else find the 3 CAPTCHAs a bit excessive?
See https://forums.computercraft.cc/index.php?topic=221.0
-- ontopic
Granted, the power is always on. Enjoy the perceived million of years of your life.
I wish that I knew what to wish for.
Granted, but Illegal Instruction.
I wish for corruption.
Granted, but you can only wish for more wishes.
I wish i could write the most efficient code for each scenario.
wait... whoops, it didn't load all of them lol. sorry
Granted, but the code always throws errors.
I wish I could edit /rom/ from ingame.
IK this hasn't been used since june but,
Granted, but you can only delete files in /rom/
I wish CraftOS-PC Graphics mode existed in normal CC:T
Granted, but you can only use pink color.
I wish it was easier to get ideas that earns me krist.
Granted, but they only earn you 1 krist per idea
I wish I was motivated enough and skilled enough to finish all my big and cool CC ans other projects
Granted, but your projects get no attention.
I wish my friend hadn't gotten me addicted to ComputerCraft again so I could actually focus on my job...
Granted, but your sallary lowered instead.
I wish Switchcraft got online again.
Granted, but it is SUPER laggy.
I wish for a powerful gaming rig.
Granted, but it crashes at the most inconvenient times.
I wish for a machine that makes perfect grilled cheese sandwiches at the press of a button.
Granted, but it is only in-game.
(https://camo.tmpim.com/8f110904181542ea6dd9db629c4bf243d88d0c32/68747470733a2f2f692e696d6775722e636f6d2f615835476a66512e706e67)
I wish ComputerCraft got more popular, like back in the day.
Granted, but only for people who don't know how to code. The forum is flooded with thousands of low-quality programs that do uninteresting things. Existing high-quality programs get nonsensical support requests. The developers all get overwhelmed and have to quit. The community collapses again not long after. Then someone makes another wish like yours and the cycle repeats.
Oh, sorry. I wish for a bottle of Sprite that never runs out.
Granted, but it tastes awful 😉.
I wish Switchcraft would update to 1.18.2 😺
Granted, but most of the mods don't run on it anymore, only ComputerCraft.
I wish for infinite money >:(
Granted, but the package with the credit card that contains infinite money dosent contain the pin code. You call support, and have to wait 2 hours with elevator music. Finally when you come thru they say "Welcome to miclosoft tach support", you relise you have been scammed.
I wish I knew the password to a encrypted gzip file that is a part of a puzzle.
Granted, but the creator of the puzzle died before the solution was released, so you'll never know the true answer.
I wish for full-dive like SAO, so I won't have to deal with real life anymore :(
Granted, but it was Google who created it, so they shut it down like they have done with everything else 🙂.
I wish it won't start raining while i am in my hammock tonight ☀️.
granted, but a strong gust of wind flips you upside down in your hammock
i wish to become a catgirl
Granted, but nobody will ever believe you're a real catgirl.
(that was really hard omg catgirls usually have like zero downsides from the perspective of a human)
I wish I didn't have to solve 3 captchas every post
Quote from: LoganDark on Sep 11, 2022, 02:35 AMI wish I didn't have to solve 3 captchas every post
Granted, now there is four captchas.
I wish I could finish the projects i start!
Granted, but you can't take any breaks until you finish them.
I wish I could learn every programming language, without forgetting them!
Granted, but you now despise every programming language except for the one you think is the best, and so you do not voluntarily write or read any programming language but <insert language here>.
I wish I could have the amount of diamonds, gold, and iron that I own in SwitchCraft in real life.
Granted, but you get robbed of all your krist, and it seems the minerals were just holograms 🤔.
I wish I could get motivation easier.
NECRO TIME
Granted. CC:T gets graphics mode, and every low end computer (and computer with low-end internet) suddenly cannot play on big servers like SwitchCraft, there's just too much data per monitor now!
I wish computercraft.info would die, so new computercraft players don't see that, try to make an account, and give up on the CC community since they can no longer make an account.
Granted, they get redirected here instead, but they believe squiddev is the original developer of CC, and refuse to be convinced otherwise.
I wish more people would use my tools/games.