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Started by CreeperGoBoom, Dec 17, 2019, 11:42 pm

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CreeperGoBoom

Dec 17, 2019, 11:42 pm Last Edit: Dec 24, 2019, 05:57 pm by CreeperGoBoom
Here's mine *from the old forum*
Can't wait to see what you guys think of these :D

What happens when a creeper goes boom?
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Look at my face, It glows!!



Why did the chickens cross the road?
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Dude get those seeds outta my face!!



Johnny! were almost out of milk. Wheres the milkman!
Spoiler
*somewhere in the background* Moooo!



There's a mansion in the woods. The party is jumping, Then out of no where
DING DONG DING DONG. As someone answers the door. a green figure with red eyes appears.
"Niccce houssssssssssssssssssssssssss!"


A creeper is by itself at a spawnpoint. All of a sudden something catches its eye.
In a panic it explodes.
Then someone appears where the spawn point was...
"Goodbye cruel woorrrrrlllllll...."
[*SERVER*]Player Fell out of this world!


Whatever happened to the sandman?
Spoiler
If his house is made of sand, he could be buried anywhere!



A chicken climbed into the mouth of a sleeping cow.
Somehow it's brain got entangled with that of the cow.
The next morning the farmer notices something is amiss.
"Are you okay Daisy?"
Spoiler
MUCK MUCK MUUUUCK!!


How do you stop an argument?
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Ctrl-t :D


What do you do when all else fails?
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os.HAMMERTIME :P


What did the programmer say to the clock?
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Nothing. He just wanted to sleep()


What happens when a snail with programming knowledge crawls over your keyboard?

Code Select
sleep(50)
print("Its")
sleep(50)
print("time")
sleep(50)
print("to")
sleep(50
print("go")
os.shutdown()

*I guess this forum don't like code in spoilers?*

A spider and a creeper get into a hissing contest, who wins?
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Neither, but it sure was an interesting fireworks display!
Spoiler

Umm. Where is the side of my house? *Haha you just had to see this* :D


What's a good indicator of the Chicken mans' visit?
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Hmm...There is an egg sitting on my doorstep...And why does my house sound like an angry coal train? :P



Its a spoiler..
Spoiler

smothered in spoiler...
Spoiler

wrapped in spoiler...
Spoiler

On a stick...
Spoiler

It's a spoiler pop XD



Edit:
What did the creeper say to the wall?
Spoiler
Nobody knows since there's now a huge archway!