Here's mine *from the old forum*
Can't wait to see what you guys think of these :D
What happens when a creeper goes boom?
Look at my face, It glows!!
Why did the chickens cross the road?
Dude get those seeds outta my face!!
Johnny! were almost out of milk. Wheres the milkman!
*somewhere in the background* Moooo!
There's a mansion in the woods. The party is jumping, Then out of no where
DING DONG DING DONG. As someone answers the door. a green figure with red eyes appears.
A creeper is by itself at a spawnpoint. All of a sudden something catches its eye.
In a panic it explodes.
Then someone appears where the spawn point was...
"Goodbye cruel woorrrrrlllllll...."
[*SERVER*]Player Fell out of this world!
Whatever happened to the sandman?
If his house is made of sand, he could be buried anywhere!
A chicken climbed into the mouth of a sleeping cow.
Somehow it's brain got entangled with that of the cow.
The next morning the farmer notices something is amiss.
"Are you okay Daisy?"
How do you stop an argument?
What do you do when all else fails?
What did the programmer say to the clock?
Nothing. He just wanted to sleep()
What happens when a snail with programming knowledge crawls over your keyboard?
*I guess this forum don't like code in spoilers?*
A spider and a creeper get into a hissing contest, who wins?
Neither, but it sure was an interesting fireworks display!
Umm. Where is the side of my house? *Haha you just had to see this* :D
What's a good indicator of the Chicken mans' visit?
Hmm...There is an egg sitting on my doorstep...And why does my house sound like an angry coal train? :P
Its a spoiler..
What did the creeper say to the wall?
Nobody knows since there's now a huge archway!